B AT D

Dear Beyonce,

“Baby, seems like everywhere I go, I see you.”

I’m a first year transfer at the University of California, Davis (UCD). I’m a Political Science and Middle Eastern and Southeast Asian Studies double major. I just want you to know that I LOVE you and ultimately UCD loves you! I mean, those who matter of course. The rest are just haters because they can’t be as beautiful and talented as you. Yeah, I sometimes get a little jealous but I always remember how you tell everyone to remember their own beauty, and recognize their own talent. So, obviously I’m not jealous anymore, duh. Gosh, if only the haters would listen to your words of divalicous wisdom the world would be a better place. I digress. Because I’m such a huge fan and have dreamt of the day that I get to see you live, I want you to come to my school’s Pavilion theatre. I’m sure you probably get a ton of requests about things much similar, but I’m not coming in empty handed. See, Davis is not your average little town. It’s eclectic. The diverse styles, cultures, ideas, and drama make it a town to visit! A true college town. I’ll show you what Davis has to offer, and you won’t be disappointed.

Love,

Bffl (Beyonce Fan For Life)