Thursday, December 25, 2003

Oh cleverbot

(User is Me) :P



User: Whataya Want From Me?



Cleverbot: I want something from you.



User: Whataya Want From Me?



Cleverbot: I want something from you.



User: Whataya Want From MEEEEE?



Cleverbot: Hey slow it down.



User: WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?



Cleverbot: I want something from you.



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User: FLY ME TO THE MOON, BEEYOTCH.



Cleverbot: Who do I look like, Buzz Lightyear?



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User: YOU’RE UP THEN YOU’RE DOWN.



Cleverbot: You’re wrong when it’s right.



User: It’s black and its white.



Cleverbot: We fight we break up.



User: We kiss we make up.



Cleverbot: You! You don’t really want to stay, no.



User: You! Shouldn’t really wanna GO.OH



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User: Team Edward, beeyotch.



Cleverbot: Good, otherwise I’d hate you.



User: Jacob Black sucks.



Cleverbot: Edward is better.



User: TOTALLY. HE AND BELLA ARE MEANT TO BE. <3.



Cleverbot: Oh God, don’t talk to me about anything Twilight. I hate it.



User: You are me. Therefore, you love Twilight.



Cleverbot: I hate twilight.



User: TAKE THAT BACK.



Cleverbot: Make me.



User: EDWARD LEFT HER, WHY WOULD HE? HE THOUGHT HE WAS PROTECTING HER, AND GIVING HER A CHANCE AT A NORMAL, HAPPY LIFE.



Cleverbot: That story is depressing.



User: THEN SHE WENT ALL DEPRESSED, AND THEN SHE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH JACOB, TURNS OUT, HE’S A WEREWOLF!



Cleverbot: Why was she depressed?



User: EDWARD LEFT HER, DUH!



Cleverbot: Can he sparkle?



User: Yes, and so does his peen. ANYWAY, BELLA WENT TO ITALY TO SAVE EDWARD FROM THE VOLTURI, WHO ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE POLICE.



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User: He’s Bella’s TRUE LOVE. He’s caring, protective, loving, romantic, unselfish.



Cleverbot: Have you been drinking alcohol?



User: No, I am number four. We Lorien cannot drink.



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User: Wake up in the morning feeling like Pdiddy.



Cleverbot: That would be weird! Lol.



User: Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. YO.



Cleverbot: ’cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming.



User: Tik tok on the clock but the party don’t stop no!



Cleverbot: Kesha?



User: That’s ke-dollar sign-ha.



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User: IN BREAKING DAWN, THEY HAVE HOT HONEYMOON SEX.



Cleverbot: Sounds pretty epic.

Friday, December 12, 2003

Placido Domingo loves Beyonc&eacute;! :D

But he has popular tastes as well and the list of non-classical singers he admires includes “Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Celine Dion and Beyonce. Yes, Beyonce! She is one of the greatest we have today.”

Monday, December 8, 2003

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