That awkward moment when someone tries to convince you that Twilight is better than Harry Potter

BITCH, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

Stupid bitches I’m friends with.

Whoes idea was it

to drop S&M remix, Judas, Run the world and Till the world ends remix all in the span of 2 weeks?

and they all have me doing this

It ain't real

Imma cry now

Chua,

Aren't I attractive?

I’m jumping around and screaming Madonna’s ‘Like a Virgin’ while my step mom is cleaning the house. I’m the perfect 5 year old. I have an attention spand for it atleast (:

TAYLOR SWIFT is the PRETTIEST GIRL i know

prettier than BRITNEY SPEARS..

prettier than HILARY DUFF..

prettier than FERGIE FERGUSON..

prettier than RIHANNA..

prettier than SELENA GOMEZ..

prettier than KELLIE PICKLER

prettier than KATY PERRY & MILEY CYRUS ..

“SHE’s THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER”

I don't believe in fairies?

My Cousin: Hey, Ev? (watching Peter Pan)

Me: Yeah?

Cousin: If I say I don't believe in fairies, will Edward Cullen die?

(Yes, she's 8 years old and this awesome.)

Ooc thoughts that relate to Glee

I was just thinking “I wonder what it would be like if Glee did a musical episode…wait”

"And the more the glee....the more I'm a merrier me."

MARY POPPINS GPOY

Estranho... [inside my mind]

Lembro de ter acompanhado Blaine ate a porta ontem a noite, depois de uma estranha recaida que eu nao deveria ter tido… Pelo menos eu o interrompi antes que eu mesmo nao pudesse me conter. Adormeci com o sabor dos labios dele nos meus. Amanheci com o nome dele na mente. E agora eu quero abracar o Sam e nao solta-lo nunca mais.

Adolescencia e a fase mais bizarra da vida e quero chegar logo aos meus quarenta anos. 

Estou tao confuso.

Future NYC Glee Roleplay!

It’s been five years since the gleeks graduated high school. None of them really kept in touch, maybe a phone call or two here or there, but they all havent talked for awhile. But now, they’re all in New York City. How will things go when they all get reunited?

Here, in this RP, we only have a couple of rules:

1. Be active. Not to sound rude, or anything, but do not audition if you know you will never be online. No one likes to be part of an RP which is inactive.


2. This is a Para-RPG. This means mostly paragraph, but shorter on occasion is okay.


3. We will be accepting OC’s [original characters]. But only after most of the main characters have been filled.


4. Also, Rating M.

 

Here’s how to audition:

If you happen to be interested in joining our RPG, fill out a form provided. Quick is the only set (eventual) ship. This account is merely to maintain the RPG, not to set up the story lines. Each character is free to come up with whatever story line floats their boat.

Audition Form:

• Character applying for:


• Ships chosen for character:


• Timezone:


• Background of your character (what happened after high school?)


• Example of para:

 

Characters

If there is a character not listed, but you want the part, just let us know.

Plain is open.

Italics is reserved.

Bold is taken.

• Quinn Fabray-http://quinnphotography.tumblr.com/ (Quick)


• Noah Puckerman- http://no—puckerman.tumblr.com/ (Quick)


• Rachel Berry- http://littlebarbra.tumblr.com/ (St. Berry)


• Finn Hudson


• Kurt Hummel


• Santana Lopez


• Brittany Pierce


• Mike Chang


• Sam Evans


• Tina Cohen-Chang


• Artie Abrams


• Mercedes Jones


• Jesse St. James

Set Ships

• Quick

Go For The Name Brand

Paris Hilton turned 30 yesterday. Soon enough she’ll start stealing batteries. Oh no wait, that’s Lindsey Lohan. I always get those two confused.

Top 25 on mi iTouch

1. Fi Hagat - Nancy Ajram

2. Lithium- Evanescence

3. Heartbeat - Enrique Iglesias ft. Nicole Scherzinger

4. Hekayat Al Denye - Nancy Ajram

5. Loba - Shakira

6. Lo Hecho Esta Hecho - Shakira

7. Antes De Las seis - Shakira

8. Ahla Jaw - Nancy Ajram

9. Enta Eih - Nancy Ajram

10. Loba - Manny Lopez Remix

11. Going Under - Evanescence

12. Ojos Asi - Shakira

13. Everybody’s Fool - Evanescence

14. Me Llevo Mi Cancion - Isa Mebarak

15. Somos lo que fue - Jesse & Joy

16. Gitana - Shakira

17. My Immortal - Evanescence

18. Hello - Evanescence

19. Bring Me to Life - Evanescence

20. Ebna El Geran - Nancy Ajram

21. Cut - Plumb

22. Mashi Haddi - Nancy Ajram

23. Give It Up to Me - Shakira ft. Lil Wayne

24. Efta Albak Tefra - Nancy Ajram

25. The Last Song I’m Wasting On You - Evanescence

Not much of a change but it will soon

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

SOME MONSTER INSULTED MADONNA FOR S E X

S E X IS THE CLASSIEST PORNO EVER. BITCH PLEASE.

Oh my god. When are they going to start dragging Britney to this video? huh?

Madonna is the classiest bitch in music so dont even go there, no one was insulting Gaga at the time bitch.

Top 10 Favorite Glee covers (so far) in order

• Like a Prayer-Madonna


• Valerie-The Zutons


• Total Eclipse of The Heart-Bonnie Tyler


• Don’t Stop Believin’ (Regionals Version)-Journey


• Toxic-Britney Spears


• Thriller/Heads Will Roll -Michael Jackson and Yeah Yeah Yeahs


• Marry You-Bruno Mars


• Defying Gravity-Wicked


• Somebody to Love-Queen


• Dog Days Are over-Florence + The Machine

Day 1 - team Edward or team Jacob and why ??

Team Edward - because i think the way Edward is portrayed in books he is mysterious and i love the way he is in total love with bella xx

ANOTHER DEATH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOING?!

Another death on glee?

OMG ARE THEY GOING TO KILL JESSE SO FINCHEL CAN HAVE THEIR CHANCE?!

IF THEY KILL JESSE I SWEAR I’M NEVER WATCHING GLEE AGAIN…

sorry for my crazyness, i’m going out of my mind with anticipation…

(BUT I’M STILL FREAKING OUT!)

Rih Out and about in Paris, France, Looking amazing - May 8, 2011

I love everything about this screencap

Mercedes is clearly fainting from Darren’s beauty

Just over here jamming to 80s Madonna classics

get into the groove, boy you’ve gotta prove your love to me

Paramore não irá se apresentar no Bamboozle Festival

Apesar de Hayley e Jeremy estarem em Nova York (local do evento), Hayley confirma no Twitter que o grupo nao ira tocar la este ano.

Confira:

” Quero deixar claro que nos NAO vamos tocar no Bamshmoozle. Apenas vou para sair com amigos/voces! E nos NAO somos os convidados especiais!”

Talking About Stephenie Meyer

Me: SHE STEALS EVERYTHING. BLOODY MUGGLE.

STEALING FROM ANNE RICE, STEALING FROM JK ROWLING.

Lucas: SHE IS A BLOODY MUGGLE, DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PORTRAY WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES.

Me: THIS IS WHY I SUPPORT LORD VOLDEMORT. WE NEED TO RID THE WORLD OF HER KIND.

Lucas: I DISAGREE.

I BELIEVE WE SHOULD LET THE MUGGLES SUFFER WITH THIS BITCH.

No Receipt

So I decided to order ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’ seeing as my dash is so full of people raving about it and it was only ?1.99. Lol, I didn’t really read anything about it though and it’s just arrived…

What’s written on the cover? “In the tradition of ‘The Catcher in the Rye‘…” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate, loathe, despise, abhor, detest and resent that pathetic excuse for a book. This is not a good start. Still, I’ll give this one a chance. Lol, I read Twilight and enjoyed it, after all. But shh.

My dream about Glee (season 4)

So there was a whole new show in a whole new school.

The leading girl was Sami, she used to study in a only girl school (like Dalton, you see?) but she transfered to this new highschool after his father lost his job.

Well, Sami always liked to sing so the first thing that she does in the first day of school is to sign up to the Glee club! But there is a big problem: in this school the Glee Club is ruled by the most popular kids and they won’t accept anyone new. So although her audition was brilliant she in not casted.

This was ok for her, till she understood that they didn’t choose her not because she was not talented but because they were evil bitches.

So she talks to some kids - Joe(a short overeight guy), a (rastafari girl) Hannah, Pierre (the new kid in the schoolwho come from an Europena school)(and (a little Diva) Jane - who were not casted as well and decides to make a new Glee club - wich the name was - The Outcasts.

The school approves the project though the other Glee clubs fights that. In that Glee club there was 13 kids - but i only remember three: Lia, the head bitch in charge of that club, Liam, the cute guy in the club who will fall in love with Sami (Daaaaah) and Maria - a lesbian who is deeply in love with Lia.

Well Then i woke up.

p.s. A t some point Liam serenade Sami (from LWL) To Sami, and she answers with not alone (AVPM)

AND BRAD THE PIANO MAN WAS THERE! HE WAS IN THE SCHOOL AND HE PLAYED THE PIANO!!!! BRAD WAS IN MY DREAMS!!!!

LIVE: RIHANNA - "CALIFORNIA KING BED" ('AMERICAN IDOL')

She may have just released the “Rih-mix” to her current single “S&M” featuring Britney Spears, but that isn’t stopping Rihanna from doing early promo for her next Loud single “California King Bed.” The Bajan-beauty stopped by the American Idol results show to perform the ballad produced by The Runners.

RiRi looks absolutely stunning and really sounded good!

Hey Drizzy Drake

who run the world?

i think no boi.

GIRLS!

Beyonce sing it

I will not stand up for this…bull

Sadly, i do not give a fuck.

but look at all the chicks i give…ZEROOOOOOOO

Hello! i am your hero. no longer a zero.

EYE

wish someone say that, if they don’t

tell them to piss on it.

piss on that next bitch that tries to do you wrong.

we’ll let machete be your fiddle

your hey little diddle diddle

the cat and the fiddle

the cow jumped over the moon

as the poor boy swooned

over the creature, he NEVER loved.

Hey little kittie

you ARE soo Pretty! and

you will be home soon

just go with that flow, ya know?

i will be there before you no? it little kitty

i will be singing it in a booth of my own

proud enough to be shown.

you’re welcome.

to: drake

co written: by Christian “pooh bear” Sika

Found a great place to put objects when one needs to hold something but has to utilize both hands for something else

This too is acceptable:

I only learn from the best~

Glee RP! Lots of roles open!

This is a new Glee RP set right after Born This Way! Currently Fuinn, Luck, Tike, Bartie and Klaine are together, but this isn’t permanent. Most roles are open, and there are no set ships. We haven’t had a prom yet, so there WILL be one! We’ll vote for our own prom king and queen and all that!

Just message Quinn with the role you want and your wanted ships, as well as a para sample- this is a para to multi-para roleplay. If you’re offline for five days without notice, you’ll be replaced.

Crossed out is taken, italicized is reserved (I’ll reserve for 24 hours).

• Quinn Fabray  ( Fabrevans, Quick, Quartie)


• Rachel Berry


• Finn Hudson


• Noah Puckerman


• Santana Lopez


• Brittany Pierce (Bartie, Brittana, Fittany, open to anything)


• Sam Evans (Fabrevans, Kum)


• Tina Cohen-Chang


• Artie Abrams


• Mike Chang


• Mercedes Jones


• Lauren Zizes


• Kurt Hummel [Kum, Kinn, Puckurt]


• Blaine Anderson [Klaine, Blam, Blesse]


• Jesse St. James


• David Karofsky

Anyone not listed is open, of course.

Taylor york is 7 years older than me

dayum

l0l marry me already jesus

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RESPECT: Aura

Original Article

I really love Madonna

but I think she made a mistake by trying to compete with little popstars, like Britney, Christina and others, while she is this HUGE STAR…

I really love her from the 80’s to the 90’s…but when she entered 00’s the only thing that she did that amazed me was Confessions On a Dance Floor…American Life wasn’t very interesting and Hard Candy was so plastic, I mean, that wasn’t Madonna…that wasn’t the woman who once opened doors in Pop culture…that was a 50 years old woman trying to be like “hot” and that’s not my thing :/

That’s where Gaga wins my heart :p she doesn’t care what people think about her and she does her thing, whether people like it or not.

How Paramore is in My life

Well, first I don’t need that this have 1000 reblogs or likes or something like that, I just want to share, and YOU STRANGER, maybe another Paralover like me, would take a minute of their time to see this post.

It was Christmas of 2007, and I asked for a Guitar hero for DS, I started to play, and one of the first songs was CrushCrushCrush, at the beginning I don’t care so much, and I actually see That’s what you get video on the morning on MTV, and I was like god, STOP REPEATING THE VIDEO OF THAT BAND, is so weird because the things that I don’t like at the beginning, when I see them more deeply, I just can’t get enough xD. And that happened, I liked CrushCrushCrush, and I started to hear the other songs of riot, my friends hear a lot Miz biz, and I Just fall in love. Just with knowing 4 songs of them I told everyone that they were my favorite band ( and STILL ARE. ) So, Finally I bought Riot, get in love with all the CD, and wait for the BNE realize, at the beginning, don’t like it, but you know what? finally got in love with it. Its so weird, but with the years I got more obsessed, and well, that’s not the word. Is just that I’m in love with their music, they as persons, I loved Paramore when I met them, Zac-Josh-Jeremy and Hayley. I loved them when Taylor Join, and I Still love them.

So I was really excited when in december of the last year (2010) I saw on paramore.net that they were going to come. HERE TO COLOMBIA, I mean, it was a dream, I really never never, think they would come, but it make me realize that they have this bond with their fans, they listen to them, and love us as we love them, this is so SO SPECIAL, maybe I’m crazy about them, but some people understand me, is just this crazy love. I do the line, I was really close to them, and I have some problems because I wanted to me MORE CLOSE, but they point is that I sing with them, I SAW THEM, that just made my life, And, sure, in the future I will go like a 100 more concerts of them :)

So after that, like a year and a half ago I started to play drums, and found all the master pieces of the drums that zac made. He is just such an influence to me, I play paramore a lot on drums, and on guitar when I learn more, I just love their music, You know, the thing that encourage me to post this is that I have this band, and tomorrow we are going to do an audition for a concert on my school like in two weeks, We are going to play the only exception, as one of the songs, I don’t have the drums yet, and in the audition I won’t play, but I have this dream that we get pick and we play, I will think in zac, in paramore, in hayley, in jeremy, in taylor, in my family, in my friends. Just how they are so relevant to me, they are MASSIVE, without them, I just.. I don’t know.

Thanks Hayley, Jeremy, and Taylor, for being such an inspiration, not only to me, but to all the fans around the world. Love you, Me :)

Okay

I dont know what’s wrong with me but.

I’m starting to listen to a lot more Britney Spears than Madonna.

I’M A BAD MADONNA FAN.

Poppin' champagne

1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE



2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE “NEXT” BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.



3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY.





WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Girls Do What They Want (well, duhh)



WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Deja Vu



WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Mood Rings (pssh, who doesn’t!?)



WHAT IS 2+2?

Never Grow Up



WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Story Of Us

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Wish We Were Older (true, true)



WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The Technicolor Phase



WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

Skyway Avenue (sick, travis would die for someone on me …. wait, what?)



WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Gun In Her Hand (well technically it’d be his hand)



WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Heartbreak Warfare



WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

For Your Entertainment (what a sick wedding)



WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? (WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR FUNERAL?)

The Good Life



WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREst

Never Say Never (the fray NOT biebs)



WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Trouble (i’m addicted to this … guy ?)



WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

West Coast Friendship (lies!)



HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Secret Valentine (omfg hate this song)



WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Won’t Stop 



WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Black Sheep



WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

4ever



WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Right Where I Belong



WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Hollaback Boy (sure)



DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Let The Music Play



IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?

Shine



WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Breakeven



WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Poppin Champagne (ha win!)



THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE:



OPENING CREDITS

Ashley



WAKING UP:

Give Me Novacaine



FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Banana Pancakes (d’aw)



FALLING IN LOVE

Hey There Delilah



FIRST KISS

Girl Like That (hahaha … true.)



FIGHTING

Somebody Told Me (yea don’t fuck around behind my back ass hole haha)



BREAKING UP

Last Of The American Girls



DRIVING:

Jesus Of Suburbia



FLASHBACK

Girls Freak Me Out (ahaha yea)



MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Kelsey



GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Hot Mess (that doesn’t sound like a good relationship…)



PROM NIGHT

Coffeeshop Soundtrack (pretty much)



WEDDING:

Like It’s Her Birthday (party!)



BIRTH OF CHILD

I Can Do Anything (huh)



FINAL BATTLE

Fences (dramatic)



DEATH SCENE

Too Much (sadd)



FUNERAL:

Smile For the Paparazzi 



END CREDITS

Kickin’ With You (win.)

Madonna, Kabbalah 'killed my sister&#039

That’s what the sibling of Madonna’s late ex-manager told The Daily in an exclusive interview:

It’s been one year since Madonna’s former personal manager, Caresse Henry, shot herself to death in an Irvine, Calif., apartment — allegedly still devastated over being discarded by the superstar in 2004, after spending 13 years as one of her closest confidantes.

Now, as allegations of suspicious activities swirl around Madonna’s charities and questions are raised about her ties to the New Age Kabbalah movement, Henry’s sister, Yvette Dobbie, is speaking publicly for the first time. And she is charging that Madonna and her connection to Kabbalah are to blame for Henry’s death on March 31, 2010 at the age of 44.

“Madonna and Kabbalah have blood on their hands. They killed my sister as surely as if they would have pulled the trigger themselves,” Dobbie told The Daily in an exclusive interview. “They don’t want to hear this, but I don’t care — I’m not in the entertainment business and I’m not intimidated by Madonna.”

Read the fully story, by Tori Richards and Sarah Ryley.

Oh hai, Quick. How are you?

Oh, wait. You apparently don’t exist anymore.

Dear RBI,

This is going to sound really bad, lol

But I accidentally deleted my folder of sad Kurt gifs. (yes, I have a whole folder for them) There were only 17 of them, so it’s not a total loss. But I would appreciate it if anyone could send me some. =)

Day 22: Harry Potter or Twilight

Twilight

is definitely the worse of the two.

Beyoncé Giving Me FIERCENESS in this see-through dress!

In Paris at the Hotel Ritz reportedly at a Harper’s Bazaar photoshoot!

DEMI LOVATO and SELENA GOMEZ are TOGETHER

….

…….