I DID IT! Cookie and head pat please

I read Twilight! I did it! And look! I still have all my sanity!

ANYWHO, I… was… conflicted. I don’t understand why they would keep repeating ‘And so, The lion fell in love with the lamb’…

I am going to rewrite this book and make millions. Millions I say! More shirtless werewolves with Discriptions that are ignored in the Movie version! More sparkles! More hairspray! More Girls that need Protecting because you put her in trouble in the first place! MOOOOOAR!!!

Twihard Written By Ant Rome

‘And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb. He then fought another Vampire  Lion, Who broke the lambs leg. The lion lied to The Lambs Parents. (‘UM, She fell out a window… Don’t look at the torn up body and the bonfire, k?’) and friendsThe lion then proceeded to leave the lamb (After promising to never leave her) and caused the lamb to spiral into a deep depression that caused her to stare at her window for several months and never wash her hair or change her urban outfitters ironically oversized sweater. The lion returned, and then everything was all good Dawg. The lion then Knocked up the Lamb, and the Vampire URM, LION baby then tore at the Lamb’s Human Vagina, nearly killing her.

Or you know… Go read Harry Potter. Whatevers.’