She's insanely in love with her paper

STEPHANIE MEYER: just trolling round like '  lol bella and edward just did it'

CHILDREN MEYER'S: 'mom. we need to go to swimming. dumbbitch'

STEPHANIE MEYER: 'YOU CAN SWIM IN A STREAM JUST LET ME FINISH WRITING ABOUT BELLA AND EDWARDS HOT SEX"

FRANK MEYER: 'children run away now you're mother is going insane'

STEPHANIE MEYER: 'I'M NOT INSANE FRANK. I'M JUST APART OF THE WRITING GODS MASTER PLAANNNN'

FRANK MEYER: 'I think you got some sparkles from edward stuck in your brain. I think you need to take a break from writing about sex '

STEPHANIE MEYER: 'well i wouldn't have to fucking writing about this shit if the writing gods thought i didn't need some kinky sexy sex in my life BECAUSE SOMEONE WON'T BITE MY VAGINA WHEN HE FUCK. NOT SAYING ANY NAMES. FRAAAANNKKK.'

FRANK MEYER: 'lolol i'm just gonna troll away now and go play in a stream'

STEPHANIE MEYER 'I'M SMART TOO. MY VAMPIRES CAN GO OVER RUNNING WATER.'

FRANK MEYER: 'OF COURSE THEY CAN HONEY AND EDWARD IS REAL TOO'

STEPHANIE MEYER:

'NO YOU CANT GO TO THE STREAM. HES WAITING FOR ME THERE. MY BODY. EDWARD MY BODY IS READDYYYYY'

FRANK MEYER: 'STEPHANIE YOU ARE GOING INSANE YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU LOVE YOUR OWN CREATION. STEPHANIE YOU ARE DRUNK.'

STEPHANIE MEYER: I'M NOT DRUNK. JUST. GO PLAY IN THE KITCHEN SINK. THE STREAM IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH HOT KINKY SEX. MMMMMMM'

FRANK MEYER: 'I'LL GO PLAY IN THE LAKE THEN. STEPHANIE IF THIS "HOT KINKY SEX" IS WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK A PIECE OF PAPER.'

STEPHANIE MEYER: SHUDDUP NONE BELIEVERRRRRRRRR

FRANK MEYER: *and then he rides away with the children to the lake to leave her to her tears*

BY MONNI AND SARAH.