Friday, September 17, 2010

Twilight (facebook)

Edward Cullen: is bored :[



- Jasper: Where’s Bella?



- Edward: On her period.



- Bella: Don’t just tell everyone that I’m on my period! :/



- Edward: Why? You are.



- Bella: Well I don’t tell everyone you sparkle like a fucking fairy in the sun or that you won’t fuck my brains out until we’re married even though I’m so up for it. You’re not a real vampire! You’re just a fucking sparkly emo BITCH!



Bella has changed her relationship status to single.



- Jacob likes this.

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