Tuesday, March 31, 2009

"It's either you go crazy or I'm gonna just leave." - Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber called the crowd lame last night. I dunno if he was serious or if he was just joking. Well, I agree with him. The VIP section was sitting there like they’re watching a boring movie. Of course, if you’re the one performing, you’ll feel bad about it because you’ll think that the people don’t want you there. He was sick last night but he still insisted that the show must go on. He’s amazing. He did that so he won’t disappoint the fans but the fans *well those who were there doing nothing* turned him down. It’s embarrassing. I was at the Gold A section and we were screaming on the top of our lungs, singing along to his songs, shouting “I love you” at him wishing he can hear us, dancing to the music, and partying hard while the people in front were so quiet. He even asked to stop the song Baby because he don’t see the crowd jumping up and down. It was so embarrassing. We, the people who party hard, should be the ones in front and not those kill joys. He put in a lot of effort to perform and he didn’t deserve that kind of feedback to the ones sitting right in front of him. I hope after that experience he’s still willing to go back here.




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Monday, March 30, 2009

Somebody come get your cousin...Christina isn't taking well to divorce

So let’s talk about the list of shit Boozetina Aguilera has pulled this year.




  • Gained a shit ton of weight. Gaining weight isn’t a horrible thing and god knows her body usually looks like canteloupes stuck on a yard stick, but she went above and beyond.

  • Got into a catfight with Burlesque costar Julianne Hough. First of all, that’s Derek’s sister you are messing with and I CANNOT have people stressing my boo out. Secondly, how you gonna try to lay hands on someone at a red carpet event? Trashy.

  • Went to a party uninvited and passed out in the host’s bed. Jeremy Renner is way classier than me because the last time some random white girl passed out in my bed without permission she got COMPLETELY doused with red kool-aid. And I made her buy me new sheets.

  • Fucking her new boo in public bathrooms. Which is normal for ME but I don’t have jamillions of dollars. And StraightSex in bathrooms just seems so much less classy than a blowjob between gay buddies.

  • Arrested for public intoxication. The report says her boo was driving around all crazy and got pulled over by the cops who determined he was drunk. Tina was just white girl wasted and unable to take care of herself so they had to bring her in too. I love living in NY. I can get white girl wasted anytime I want and the subway train conductor will just take me where I need to go.



The need to just go ahead and put her in rehab before she starts messing up Whitney style and can’t sing.



Also, LOL @ this old picture:





It’s like Madonna is in the process of adopting her from some developing nation. She should restart those proceedings.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Madonna at the Met Gala

Madonna said that she felt fat in her Stella McCartney dress during this year’s Met Gala event… but I think she looked fabulous…




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Certainly a far cry from her Louis Vuitton look at the 2009 Met Gala event…




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Spoilers about Funeral (don't know if people know about this yet)

All I can say is this scares me of it’s true, this spoiler is from:


http://www.gleefanslive.com/2011/05/more-spoilers-funeral.html#comments

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