(User is Me) :P
User: Whataya Want From Me?
Cleverbot: I want something from you.
User: Whataya Want From Me?
Cleverbot: I want something from you.
User: Whataya Want From MEEEEE?
Cleverbot: Hey slow it down.
User: WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?
Cleverbot: I want something from you.
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User: FLY ME TO THE MOON, BEEYOTCH.
Cleverbot: Who do I look like, Buzz Lightyear?
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User: YOU’RE UP THEN YOU’RE DOWN.
Cleverbot: You’re wrong when it’s right.
User: It’s black and its white.
Cleverbot: We fight we break up.
User: We kiss we make up.
Cleverbot: You! You don’t really want to stay, no.
User: You! Shouldn’t really wanna GO.OH
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User: Team Edward, beeyotch.
Cleverbot: Good, otherwise I’d hate you.
User: Jacob Black sucks.
Cleverbot: Edward is better.
User: TOTALLY. HE AND BELLA ARE MEANT TO BE. <3.
Cleverbot: Oh God, don’t talk to me about anything Twilight. I hate it.
User: You are me. Therefore, you love Twilight.
Cleverbot: I hate twilight.
User: TAKE THAT BACK.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: EDWARD LEFT HER, WHY WOULD HE? HE THOUGHT HE WAS PROTECTING HER, AND GIVING HER A CHANCE AT A NORMAL, HAPPY LIFE.
Cleverbot: That story is depressing.
User: THEN SHE WENT ALL DEPRESSED, AND THEN SHE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH JACOB, TURNS OUT, HE’S A WEREWOLF!
Cleverbot: Why was she depressed?
User: EDWARD LEFT HER, DUH!
Cleverbot: Can he sparkle?
User: Yes, and so does his peen. ANYWAY, BELLA WENT TO ITALY TO SAVE EDWARD FROM THE VOLTURI, WHO ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE POLICE.
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User: He’s Bella’s TRUE LOVE. He’s caring, protective, loving, romantic, unselfish.
Cleverbot: Have you been drinking alcohol?
User: No, I am number four. We Lorien cannot drink.
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User: Wake up in the morning feeling like Pdiddy.
Cleverbot: That would be weird! Lol.
User: Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. YO.
Cleverbot: ’cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming.
User: Tik tok on the clock but the party don’t stop no!
Cleverbot: Kesha?
User: That’s ke-dollar sign-ha.
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User: IN BREAKING DAWN, THEY HAVE HOT HONEYMOON SEX.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty epic.
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