Lady Gaga trying to Sue Breast Milk Ice Cream

Lady Gaga trying to save the world again from injustice… what a fucking bore!

Basically she wants to sue because the name of the ice cream is Baby Gaga… She and her legal team are pressing changes because it apparently tarnishes her stage name… Woopty-fucking-do! She claims in her defence it can be a way of spreading the Hepatitis virus… Look, you space hopper! Don’t you know It has to be checked under health regulations it’s not going to harm anyone! What’s more of a risk is wearing a meat dress, all that E-Coli and shit…

I think it’s strange that a person who relies on being outlandish and generally an intergalactic alien, finds human breast milk strange to consume!? It’s really not. We are the only animals that take milk from another species i.e. the cow.

Personally i find neither one disgusting, I love cow’s milk and I have definitely loved breast milk before, why now should I feel any different?!

Lady Gaga:

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/lady-gaga-threatens-legal-action-over-breast-milk-ice-cream_1205552

Human milk icecream:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/25/human-milk-ice-cream-sale

Just watched Eclipse

I know I’m suuuper late about it but I got more interested when I saw Jodelle Ferland. I was like “OHMYGOSH JODELLE FERLAND’S THERE.”

Last year my friends and I had a sleepover at Alyanna’s house (March 20, I guess.) We watched a movie titled “Case 39”. Then the next day, I searched Jodelle Ferland in wikipedia and browsed all of her movies and that night, I did not sleep. Like srsly, I cannot sleep properly. I feel like someone’s looking at me by the window or someone’s floating above my head. I cannot stop my mind from imagining creepy things. I did not sleep for almost a month.

Now I saw her again, I can’t stop myself from browsing her profile and reading articles, plots or synopsis regarding her movies.

I like Jodelle Ferland but I’m scared to her. lol wut

How today I randomly remembered I got eye-raped by Nick Jonas

asdfghjkl you may think I’m crazy but IT’S TRUE :D XD back in 2009 i went to my 2nd Jonas Brothers concert and my first soundcheck EVER , I was so so , SOO excited , I went with my best friend Michelle and we didn’t even have passes , we just got early to the venue to see if we could get in for the soundcheck AND WE DID so when they gave us the bracelets and finally let us in , we ran to get a good spot to see them and we were happier than 2 little kids on Disneyland , seriously it was hilarious how excited we were XD anyways , let’s go on to the story , we were standing in the right side of the front of the runway , the came out , I saig OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG , and yeah they sang , answered questions , Joe got on his knee in front of us to ask us a question , which sadly wasn’t ‘Would you marry me?’ :( :( :( BOOH , haha but we froze , like …like an ice cube , we couldn’t say anything , I mean we had our JOE (and his muscles) in front of us so yeah stupidly we froze and he had to turn to his left to ask some girl who was in a box (YEAH YOU ARE READING WELL , SHE WAS **IN** THE BOX wtf?!?) I’ll post a picture I took of Joe in that moment below . They were singing ‘Gotta find you’ and I was filming them but there was a moment when I just didn’t know who to choose , they were all so close so my video is kinda crappy in that moment :/ (fuck) okay , to the eye rape… they were on the end of the runway singing , Nick was on the left side , as always and we were on the right side , Kevin’s side :D (*_* damn , Kevin is so hot in person , fuck whoever hates him) and Nick was looking all around him (btw he was serious ..I mean , he’s Nick , that’s usual on him…) and he turned his head to his left , which would be Kevin’s side , which would be where we were standing which was awesome . Hah , sorry . Maybe he turned to his left cause I was jumping and waving like crazy with one hand and holding my camera with the other one , now , Imagine a 1.73cm tall (I think that’s around 5’8” but I’m not sure…I’ve grown a little bit more though :D :D :D) curly head , with a face like this—> 8D jumping and waving , among other smaller girls who were more calmed (it must have been hilarious) he turned his head to the left and smiled to us and did the eye-rape thing I don’t know he like smiles , waves and blinks XD then he turned his head to the other side and seconds later , turned to our side again and laughed because he saw us freaking out YEAH LAUGH AT US NICHOLAS , WE DON’T MIND , IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOUR PRETTY SMILE . Yeah ..and that was the day Nick Jonas eye-raped me or at least I made him smile , which is good enough for me , that day Joe sang for my camera too , oh Joe , you always wanna be in the spotlight , don’t you? Hahaha yeah so that was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

Jeez Nick , I was so young back then ! I mean I wouldn’t have minded… but STILL haha at least we BOTH were minors right? Now you’d probably go to jail cause you’re an adult (BOOHYOUNICK, YOU’RE GETTING OLD!) . Oh don’t worry . I’ll be happy to visit you if you were on jail :D

With LOTS of love , M

I randomly remembered this today after laughing of that BOOM. PREGNANT gif I reblogged . and I thought I should share this with you guys , YES YOU , whoever is reading this . Tell me do you have any Nick Jonas and you funny stories? I would LOVE to read them so you should remember if ahything funny happened and post it :D

OH YEAH THAT WONDERFUL PICTURE OF JOE THAT I PROMISED

Here it is …

Oh haaaai John Taylor creepin’ on the back XD

Day 03 - Favourite Madonna quote

I have to say, I’ve been inspired by her throughout my whole life, it’s hard for me to pick just one sentence.. I think I have a Madonna’s quote for every occasion!

I’d go with this one, because it fits my actual mood!

“What else is there for me to conquer? Hopefully my ego. How will I know when I’ve succeeded? When I stop caring what anyone thinks.”

Me siento precisamente así...pero quiero algo que nunca tuve

Vuelve, Shakira

Fria como una estatua de sal

En un mausoleo de cristal

Seca hasta los huesos por llorar

Y muerta como puede estar

Tiberio en su guacal.



Toda en ruinas como el Partenon

Sola como termino Colon,

Palida como una Mona Lisa,

Amargada como un limon,

Arrugada como acordeon.

Como la Esfinge cuando perdio su nariz

Como Alejandro Magno sin

Su espada, y sin su dardo,

Como un pobre cristiano en pleno imperio Romano.



Busco algo que pueda contestar

Porque estoy cansada de pensar

Como es que transcurren

Los segundos y yo sobrevivo a este

Diluvio universal.

Sin mas esfuerzo la explicacion aparece en un viejo cajon

Y como en una sola fraccion

Vuelve a vivir y se viste de verde

El corazon.



Vuelve, vuelve

Vuelve, vuelve

Que mi vida se desliza por un canon

Que mis pies de estar parados

Tienen callos

Que no se como decirte que

Te extrano

Y ya en estas he pasado mas de un ano.



Vuelve, vuelve,

Vuelve, vuelve,

Que mi barca se esta

Hundiendo en el lodo.



Que de angustia me he

Mordido hasta los codos

Que mi mundo esta vacio y

Aburrido

Que me muero por tenerte

Aqui conmigo.

I was just thinking

what if 30 Seconds To Mars and Paramore did a song together? imagine how amazing that would be!

this would be my reaction(s):

I wish i could remember more specific details of my dreams

Because I remember I started writing a Blesse (WHY) fic in my dream, and I wrote a complete Justin/Laura fic and then I woke up and remembered they were siblings and then I fell back asleep and tried to put Charlie in Justin’s spot but couldn’t remember the story.

Grr.

News: Rihanna

News from Ukraike say, that at the Hotel where Rihanna lived in Ukraine was a bomb!

PRAY FOR RIHANNA“ 

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We love you Rihanna!

Glee

Lately, I’ve been having this major Glee obsession. I had never watched it before; Until 2-3 weeks ago. Ever since I’ve been obsessed.